What does Indian cricket team needs?

24 Nov

Hey after the drubbing in Durban, I was thinking for finding reasons behind such a wonderful performance of Indian cricket team. Finally after thinking of other teams I came to few conclusions and also consider previous performance of our very own cricketers and then conditions I have come up with few suggestions.
They don’t need a psychologist, but a sexologist. See Australians they first look for sex and then for cup, and they get sex and then inspiration and then cup.
Wig for Sehwag, because when he had hairs on his head he played well.
JAM for Dravid, man why in world does he forget his bottle of jam. But he should be beware of Sona Chandi chvanprash(a herbal psweet paste for better health), as after eating it Ganguly didnt stayed for long.
No VISA, no power, give Sachin some VISA power.
Zaheer runs on engine oil, give him good supply of engine oil.
For now I think this will be enough.
Later I will come up with more suggestions.

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